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Through diligent observation during the recent seasons, certain members have compiled a list of quotes they never said.  They are as follows:

Pete Biggs I was plumb
Good bowling Robin
Lloyd Peters My round I think, gentlemen.  Keith ?
I'm not striking the ball too well at the moment
Andy Lee Sorry Umpire, fair decision
Dave Muir No. 9's fine for me, skippy
Giles Pott There's an easy three there
Phil Solomon That field placing looks fine to me, Matt
This is my last over
Stuart Hunt I've got nothing to say on that
Steve Hewlett The ball was never there for the shot
Bruce Kennedy Yabba Dabba Doo! Walk, you Bastard!
Mike Welbrock Can't play enough, me
Chris Lewis That'll be good for my average
Keith Miller Not Out (cf match v Guiting Power)
Paul O'Connor Well bowled Giles
Bad luck Solly
Farooq Hamid I'm definitely available Saturday
Richard Butterworth We'll be there
Mike Redfern Owzat ! (leg side stumping)
Matt Gummer After much thought, here's the batting order I prepared earlier
Geoff Gummer See you at nets on Wednesday
Simon Yo, Nelson!
Pete Chapman Short as you want, Skipper
Phil Jones Here's the tea urn
This one-man karaoke show is splendid.  I'm going to sign him up.
The Beard Everybody saving one
Tony Rose Orange juice and bitter lemon please
Three short legs and a silly point please
John Anzani Mine!
Jon Harry I'll just have a shave before breakfast
Look for two
Steve Donnelly I'd better get my head out of the way
You're absolutely right Solly, I agree entirely
All: I'm a team man
No, it's OK, I've still got a half thanks