Poised.  Ready to spring into action at any minute.

Nice pylons - shame about the pitch.

The excitement reaches fever pitch, while BAL still hasn't finished his stretching exercises.

Well worth the nine-hour drive to get here.

Stands the scoreboard at a hundred and forty for three ?
And are there tuna-and-sweetcorn sandwiches still for tea ?

Err, whose round is it ?

The old Derek Underwood gag makes its annual appearance.

You can hardly see the join.

I'm sure I ticked the box for No Publicity

Care in the community at its best.

Cinematography by Sam Raimi.